2n î 2 turn î2 ï î 40 wîx [4 dada-driven non-bi-illogi§al macɦnes]

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5carLit's Art-officially intelligent abstract: In this self-experimentation study, the author investigates the effects of a three-month cessation of alcohol consumption on various health parameters, including sleep quality, tinnitus, literary productivity and overall well-being. Quantitative data, such as sleep duration and hearing metrics, alongside qualitative assessments of tinnitus severity and energy levels, were meticulously recorded and integrated. Despite expectations, sleep patterns remained fragmented, averaging less than six hours per night. Notably, the author's tinnitus evolved, exhibiting complex auditory phenomena bordering on schizophrenic. The study underscores the body's dynamic adaptability and highlights the author's challenges in coping with its condition amidst societal and political influences in maintaining health and artistic output.

[mixtape 2 lis-10 2 wile [Ør î loo uv] reaĩng ʧi5 ¶o5t]:

2/25/2025 : 2 mộnʧɹ sans hooch↕ I/dd ɠn•ruleY ɚ•lɹ bedder —— clearer ɧad/CPU, more N-urɠy, more focu55ed, moss ặishant, cɦ||ed out, ... > I’s bin meʧodica||y tra§kîg biomẹric dada [5leɘp, w8, eXorcize, die-ï, ɧarîg ṱ5t #ɹ + qualï8ive evalu8ion uv 10-ïus, diz-Z-îess, braî fog, enurɠy ḼeVeL, ẹc.] î ^ 5pread5ɧɘt over ʧe pa5t 3 mộnʧɹ [actua||y [¦]ed drîkîg almo5t 3 mộnʧɹ a9o (one|y ^ h&ful uv drîx î D-cember)] 6ut wont boar u w/ D-taleɹ/braggadacio [+ dont want 2 B 1 uv ʧem ^ŋoyîg «X-mộn↔ sober/recoverîg» types] + aît wurʧ evaLu8îg/grapɦîg dada ɒ ʧerÆ = n0 ream ± rhy®on + n0t mu§h Δ + mo5t of ʧe dada = 5ubjective/relảive [1 cant meazure 10-ïus + wut 1 ʧîx = «bad» deɘpendɹ on how 1 ɚlt day/z B4, but compaired 2 ^ mộn↔ ∅r 2 a9o ∅r la5t year? ...] > ʧe humụ body [like of 5hip of Theseus] con5tant|y evolves + recalír8s, n0?

20 WiNX x 20 YRS
> I ʧought/hoped sle•p wood gẹ bedder sans CH3CH2OH + mayB 5leɘp qualïy ĩd, 6ut I 5ti|| one|y 5leɘpɹ 6 hrɹ/nïe @ be5t...iF 1 cd ca|| ï «sleep», rea||y ï’ɹ 3 x 2-hr naps, liĶe clo§kworĶ [+ usua||y ^ 10-mîuṱ cảnap @ sum pt durîg ʧe day] ʧo mayB bedder qualïy, 4 ʧe mo5t part more we||-rested > wɧreɒ I oə-10 sti|| wake up ɚɘlîg «hụ9over» + mygraîY, ï aît ɒ bad + I gẹ over ï qui§ker > I’ɹ hole liɚ ï’ɹ bî early-2-bed-early-2-rise lïe 5leɘper > wɧreɒ î resent yrɹ I'd wake up @ 3 AM wi5hîg I = dead, now I wakeɹ up @ 3 AM + iz ¶roductive

^ TRi-MEN5UAL ɧARîG oN ɧARîG
> over ʧe pa5t 3 mộnʧɹ I’ɹ Rïe ear ɧarîg # hovered near 60 on ʧe JHU ɧarîg #ɹ ap, meanîg I’s perƭy mush dệ î dả ear [lệt ear/CHaŋel = OK] > + even ʧo ʧi5 iz  quantï8iv dada, ʧe ɧarîg ṱ5t ap aît rockï sigɧnce + se•ms ev·n ʧe lệt ear re5ult can B ệɚ§ṱd bi 10-ïus (boʧ î l chaŋel + bleɘdîg over from ʧe Rïe), sum timeɹ 10-ïus iz ƬO lOUD ï drownse out abilïy 2 ɧre î ʧe good [lệt] ear ∅r mayB even 2 ʧîk str8 [bleɘdîg freakwindseas from R CH di5tort over¿ll mix] > î re5ent dayz, I’ɹ 10-ïus hɒ takîg on nu 4ms, 2 epic pro¶ortionɹ > B-yond ju5t îce55ant «rî9îg», ï cra§kleɹ + 5wirlɹ + sⳤirelɹ î on ïself ≈ ^ cu§koo siren gone haywire ... @ timeɹ ≈ now hard 2 even ʧîĶ 5tr8 ʧerÆ’ɹ ƬO mush noize bleɘdîg î2 ʧe circut/macɦnery

HALVE U ɧRD?
> wi5h ʧerÆ wuz ^ way 2 [‡] 10-ïus ƬO u nose wut I iz tockîg ^bout > 10-ïus now îkorpor8ɹ ho||ow mẹa||ic soụd FX filṱred ʧru ^ 2b screamer FX pẹal [ʧe trax on the mixtape bi Test Dept ∅r Tyvek ∅r Reed’ɹ Macɦne Mẹal Music comeɹ close], ɒ iF lectric noize, ^n implant î I’ɹ ear > iF I crax I’ɹ jaw ∅r swa||ows ∅r 5tix digï î I’ɹ rïe ear ʧerÆ’ɹ ^ soụd sorta ≈ ^ cassowary scre•mîg thru ^ 5he·t-medal ⳤipe, ≈ ʧe 1 ɚẹsured @ ʧe bigînîg of «Novus Ordum Seclorum»:

... + uʧer timeɹ akî 2 uʧer birdɹ on dả tra§k/album ∅r dronîg cri§kẹɹ ∅r ʧe squeaĶy frẹ-bored noize î-B-tweɘn noṱɹ > perhaps ï’ɹ ṱ||îg dả I’ɹ 4ay ba§k î2 muzic (ặṱr ^ 30-yr ab5ence) coî5ided w/ ʧe onsẹ of mîeareyes D-zzz? cauzes ∅r FX? ∅r iz ï I tryîg 2 make cense uv ʧe noize î I’ɹ CPU + î ʧe case uv «Novus Ordum Seclorum» I wuz cope/re5pondîg 2 ʧe K-OS uv ʧe 1↙ Drumpf admîistr8ion + now ɧar we R 4 yrɹ L8er goîg ʧru ï ¿ll over a9aî 6ut wurser, trulie ^ ɲ wɦrled order B-yond wut any 1 person kî CTRL > + ɒ Sinead sîgz: «everybody drîx B4 ʧe war» (eXcept Ị!)

 

2 2N iN ∅r 2 2N OUT?
> ʧe ʧî9 about drîĶîg iz ï ɧlped I 2 cope/5elf-meĩc8, 2 drown out ʧe noize î I’ɹ CPU + î ʧe wɦrled @ larɠ + î adĩtion, I had sumpîg 2 blame ï on [sux 2 ɚɘl hụgover wɧn u aît had 1 drop 2 drîĶ î mộnʧs!] > ʧe timeɹ I’ɹ quï B4 ʧi5 = ʧe poît I sʒ fucĶï, mayas we|| drîĶ! e5pecia||y dry january î 2021 ... dả lasṱd ụtil January 6! ʧi5 time ɚɘlɹ ĩərent ʧo, ɚɘlɹ more ¶erm^nent

> mayB raʧer ʧan «cure» ʧe noize I shd embrace ï? 5trap i-5elf 2 ʧe raĩa8or gri|| + eNjoy ʧe ride! taĶe every-ʧîg ɧad on, î yr face > raʧer ʧan «cure» ʧe noize, mayB 1 shd lis-10 2 ï 2 try 2 ụderst& ï? î5ṱad of treảîg ï ɒ ^ «ĩsabilïy», accept ï ɒ ^ 5pecial abilïy? 5cɦzophrenic ɒ ï soụdzzz, may-B I’ɹ able 2 2n î2 freakwîdseaɹ n0 1 else î ʧere rïe mîed kî ɧre? mayB X-planeɹ Y n0 ĩgɹ Soụd ƒuries, b/c ʧey dont ɧar ï az I/Ị du > I Æxistɹ on ^nuʧer plane, marcɦîg 2 ï’ɹ one drum

> iF onely u ʧe reader cd ɧre how «normal» mu5ic soụdɹ wɧn I [×]ɹ ï onely î Rïe ear bud [aģer «normalizîg» / turnîg up loud ṱl I kî ear ï] ... cant even recognize ʧe 2n, ¿ll sortɹ of overtoneɹ B-come auĩble ɒ if sum warped filṱr iz applyed > raʧer ʧan gẹ frustr8ed + embare-assed ^bout ʧi5 «ĩsabilïy» —— ʧi5 failîg of I’ɹ census —— mayB I shd  welcome ï ɒ ^ 9iģ? 2n î2 ï? 2n î 2 turn î2 ï [ware, ɒ alwayz, n0t onely duz ï = «iî4m8ion Te§knowledɠe» 6ut ï = I’ɹ prệurred pronoụ], lẹ ï embody u? 2n î2 ʧe i-ɠn/resîant freakwîdseaɹ uv 10-ïus > lẹ ï program U 2 B-come L-e§tric [ɒ opposed 2 bi-i||ogic], ^ fîely 2ned macɦne > trueLie po5ʧumụ

CLEAN MACHiNES
> ʧi5 aî't ʧe 1↙ time I’ɹ 6lo9ged about bi-i||ogica||y ặisɦnsea borderîg on beeîg ĩgïia||y buzzed ɒ opposed 2 analog, 5orta wut I ment wɧn to§kîg ^bout «clean macɦnes» ^ dozen yrɹ a9o, î ʧe wake uv 1 uv I’ɹ 1↙ verti9o epi5odeɹ (long B4 beeîg ĩa9nosed w/ mîearseye d-zzz)

> i-urny iz ʧi5 noshụ uv ặisɦnsea + «clean macɦnes» D-rived from Echo + ʧe Buŋymen’ɹ «Do iT Clean» [live verZion ware ian McC miXes î «Sex Machine»], wïch aî't ^bout ɠƭîg clean buƭ ʧ opposï [ian McC (ɒ opposed 2 ian McK) wuz none 4 5nortîg barrelɹ fool of cocaîe up ɦs knows]

     i've got ^ h&ful of ʧi5
     wut du i du w/ ï?
     i've got ^ barrel of ʧi5
     wut du i du w/ ï?

> onely î ʧe X-10-ded live verZion du u ɧar ʧe true ɠnieus of ʧis 2n, wɧn ï braĶeɹ down î2 ^ medley paî homaɠ 2 ¿ll ʧe giantɹ b4 ʧem + n0t onely doze ian McC caŋonba||ize uʧer lyrix [from Elvis [+ may-B Soụd ƒuries also subconchus|y appropri8ed «Blue Moon» on «U + i = 3.1415926535897» 2 James Brown (deɘpendîg on ʧe ver5ion ... sum 1 out ʧere shd try + list all ʧe rệrences)], buƭ Wi|| Searɠant also blends a|| sortɹ uv 4in guitar riəs, from B-52ɹ «Planet Claire» [@ 4:07 marĶ] 2 Joy Division’ɹ «She’ɹ Lost Control» [@ 4:46] @ least on  ʧe 1983 verZionʧe ï’ɹ All Live Now album, 6ut on ʧe 1983 live @ Albert Hall [1 of be5t con§erts ev·r captured on film] renĩtion ʧe medley iz complẹe|y ĩərent

> ʧi5 tra§k also kix oə Ị’ɹ house-cleanîg mixtape Ị [×] wɧn liƭeruleY cleanîg hou5e [fo||owed by «Dust» by Parquet Courts:

    ï comeɹ ʧru ʧe wîd-doze
    ï comeɹ ʧru ʧe floor
    ï comeɹ ʧru ʧe roof +
    ï comeɹ ʧru ʧe door
    ... dust iz everywɧre
    sweɘp!]

CɧMiCAL iMBALANCE [WURTH YR W8 iN H2O]
> 2 ụderst&/improve ặisɦnsea + a-10-enu-8 D-fisɦnseas, I ev·n re5orṱd 2 takîg 1 of ʧo5e urîify you're î ṱ5tɹ ware u P î2 ^ ṱ5t 2b + taĶe ^ pic of ï w/ yr iPhone 2 analyze ï [ĩsclaimer: defîï|y ne•d 2 taĶe ʧe5e home ṱstɹ w/ ^ graî of salt, «n0t 2 B uzed 4 ĩagnostic purpisses»]:

... appy polly loggieɹ iF îklootîg ʧi5 pic cauzeɹ u discom4t, buƭ @ least I’ɹ not ĩsplane I’ɹ P î 9lass jarɹ ≈ Howard Hughes ∅r dả Rtist [Amanda Srge Lindsay] @ dả Rt XZbï î Cɧlsea

> 4 wut ï = wurʧ, 1 ṱst ^ ɚw we•kɹ a9o told us I’ɹ P hɒ low salîïy, ∴ I 5tarṱd 2 eả more NaCl, sumpîg I’ɹ bî limïîg 4 pa5t 5 yrɹ b/c docṱrɹ told us 2 (ev·n ʧo n0 control-trail eXperiment ev·r proved ʧi5)] ...w/ how much I exorcizeɹ + 5weảs, hard 2 imagîe I’ɹ salt-deprived (+ I'ɹ muscleɹ halve bî crampîg up î resent we•kɹ ɒ I'ɹ upped ʧe anti exorcize-wize) > buƭ ʧen I ṱstid 2day + ï said ɦgh salîïy ... ; hoo nose ... agaî, goƭa take ¿ll X w/ ^ graî of NaCl > aît sigɦngtific, I nose, buƭ 4 ʧe pa5t 5 yrs, I'ɹ ʧrown a|| sortɹ of 5ɦt @ fanɹ 2 C wut styx (on ʧe advice uv cerfitied helth prossefionals) + ruŋîg out of ʧîgɹ 2 try > ʧe momît I [¦] doîg anyʧîg iz wɧn I'|| gẹ bedder > everyʧîg î moder8ion

+ wile I'ɹ îklootîg biomẹric dada, I wayz 160.2 lbs [+ perhaps more mu5cle ma55 + less fả ʧan 2 mộnʧɹ ago (ʧîkîg iz less fat = less H20 re-10-tion?] > takîg vïamîs: multi + C + B12  [legit docs told I I ne•d 2 take sublingual B12] + calcium

WHAT GƤS iN MUST COME OUT
> + wile I'm doîg ʧi5 mộnʧ|y dada-driven suɰary, ʧe deĩc8ed Ƈalamari bank acct balance = $3,478.43 [@ 5tart of mộn↔ = $3,335] ; actua||y broke ev·n ʧi5 mộn↔ + ʧen sum [+ 5ɦpped + ¶rîṱd ^ lot of boox î ɚbruary] tho 5ti|| down on ʧe year [5tarted @ $5K]

> last mộn↔ I said 5cense.com topped 1500 ụique vizïers/day on avg 4 ʧe 1↙ time ... we||, î ɚbruary ⳽ense averaɠd 1794 vizïers/day > may-B the Ai abstra§t intros R helpîg? ʧe  granular web st@tɹ 5uck ∴ n0t sure ware ʧi5 nu traəic iz cumîg from > regardless, welcome/ʧx 2 ye nu vizïers, humụ ∅r n0t

> also noticed dả ʧe uʧer day [on distrokid] dả Soụd ƒuries lo9ged 2 mi||ion streamɹ on combîed plả4mɹ (4 wïch Ị rcvd ^ whoppîg $20, whoopee!) > 6ut agaî, n0t sure hoo'ɹ lis-10-îg ɒ ï'ɹ most|y Tik-Tok + îstagram ; can't se• hoo, buƭ sum 1 must B uZîg ï 4 dance videoɹ (hậa)

> over ʧe yrɹ I'ɹ îbox typica||y hoverɹ @ 50 messygiz [n0t nessasorrily dả ne•d re5pondîg 2, 6ut dả I ke•pɹ ɒ ^ remîder 2 fo||ow up, ∅r ʧe last correspondence î ^n ongoîg ʧread] + last year ʧi5 5tarted 2 ba||oon pa5t 100 ... now dả i've most|y cot up w/ ʧi5 ba§klog of ¶rojex + ặṱr doîg taxes [hard 2 du ʧi5 year, ¿|| ʧîgɹ con5idered, tho refund = due (n0t holdîg breaʧ)], got ʧe îbox ba§k aroụd 50

3/1 : THi5 WEAK'ɹ CEPHALOPODiC LïTERAiRY OUTPUT

> fîi5ɧd Femoid + now gaʧerîg blurbɹ [iF îtresṱd î ^n ARC leƭuce no] + w8îg 2 se• ¶rît copys

> negotia8îg ïalian transl8ion of Motorman [iSBN Edizioni verzion wint out of ¶rît] wïch shd fẹch Ohle ^ nice chụk of chanɠ

+ noose flash! wurkîg on ɠƭîg Worsted by Garielle lutz ba§k î2 ¶rît! 5tay 2ned

> ĩd ^ ɚw more ¶gɹ of gadZooX! [nu co-lab w/ Ɯ] + 5peakîg of gadZooX! I'ɹ 5ti|| tîkerîg w/ + re/de/fîîg thi5 hear nu coĩce font, i-urnîg out kinx, addîg gadzookɹ + ligảureɹ + combîîg leƭerɹ 2 make ï more ặishant + also mappîg key5troĶeɹ/leƭer combîảionɹ > I doʒnt want 2 try ï out yẹ ɧar on ⳽ense b/c ï'ɹ ^ pane î ʧe a55 upd8îg ʧe web font [+ I ju5t noticed dả wɧn I roṱ ʧe la5t ¶o5t w/ ʧe font upd8 I broke ʧe 4-5 ¶ostɹ B4 dả + ju5t now rẹrofixed ʧem (appy polly loggies iF u tryed 2 read ⳽ense la5t we•k) > I'|| w8 til ï'ɹ tota||Y fîalized 2 upd8 + wɧn I do ʧîx I'|| ca|| ï coĩceX > + also ʧe wizzy-wi9 verzion = foobar witch makes ʧi5 diəi§ult 2 rite

+ last 6ut n0t least, 2day laụcɧd For disobeying by Sasha Hawkins ... Simon sez u mu5t obey + re•d ^ copy now!


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